Pastor's Business Card

A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. So, he took out a business card and wrote 'Revelation 3:20' on the back of it and stuck it in the door. When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, 'Genesis 3:10..'

Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins, "Behold, I stand at the door and knock." Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was afraid, because I was naked;"

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Postal Package

A lady was mailing a gift of a Bible to a relative.

The postal clerk examined the heavy package and inquired if it contained anything breakable.

"Nothing," the lady told him, "except the Ten Commandments."

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Quips and Quotes

"Keep your words sweet--you may have to eat them."

"To do nothing is tiresome because you cannot stop and take a rest."

"The cure for crime is not the electric chair, but the high chair."

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Adam's Underwear

A little boy opened the big family Bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf that had been pressed in between the pages.

'Mama, look what I found,' the boy called out.

'What have you got there, dear?'

With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered, 'I think it's Adam's underwear!'

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