The Farmer and His Dog

A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside except for a pet dog he doted on. The dog finally died and Muldon went to the parish priest, saying, "Father, the dog is dead. Could you possibly say mass for the poor creature?"

Father Patrick told the farmer, "No, we can't have services for an animal in church, but I'll tell you what, there's a new denomination down the road a piece, and no telling what they believe in. Maybe they'll do something for the animal."

Muldoon said, "I'll go right now. By the way, do you think $50,000 is enough to donate for the service?"

Father Patrick replied, "Why didn't you tell me the dog was Catholic?"

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