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"A merry heart doeth good like a medicine."
(Prov. 17:22)

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

The Healing Power of Holy Water

One morning a man came into the church on crutches.

He stopped in front of the holy water and splashed some
of it on both of his legs, then threw away his crutches.

Little Johnny witnessed the scene and ran into the rectory
to tell the priest what he had just seen.

Without batting an eye, the priest said, "Son, you have just
witnessed a miracle. Tell me, where is this man?"

"Flat on his face over by the holy water, Father."

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