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"A merry heart doeth good like a medicine."
(Prov. 17:22)

Sunday, October 18, 2009

Judge Not

Who's in Heaven?

I was shocked, confused, bewildered
as I entered Heaven's door,
Not by the beauty of it all,
by the lights or its decor.

But it was the folks in Heaven
who made me sputter and gasp--
the thieves, the liars, the sinners,
the alcoholics, the trash.

There stood the kid from seventh grade
who swiped my lunch money twice.
Next to him was my old neighbor
who never said anything nice.

Herb, who I always thought
was rotting away in hell,
was sitting pretty on cloud nine,
looking incredibly well.

I nudged Jesus, "What's the deal?
I would love to hear Your take.
How'd all these sinners get up here?
God must've made a mistake.

And why's everyone so quiet,
so somber? Give me a clue."
"Hush, child," said He "They're all in shock.
No one thought they'd see you."

Judge NOT

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1 comment:

  1. Someone notified me that my copyrighted poem "Folks in Heaven" appears on your website. I'm happy you like my poem, but I would greatly appreciate it if you would give me credit for the poem and post the uncorrupted version or remove it.

    Here is the link to the poem on your website:
    https://christian-clean-jokes.blogspot.com/2009/10/judge-not.html

    Here is the link to my Copyright on the US Copyright Office page:
    https://cocatalog.loc.gov/cgi-bin/Pwebrecon.cgi?v1=2&ti=1,2&Search%5FArg=Folks%20in%20Heaven&Search%5FCode=TALL&CNT=25&PID=PUY0tCFXSH2SuF3IuMfD6YNURajv&SEQ=20220402113857&SID=1

    Thank you and God's blessings on your ministry.

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