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"A merry heart doeth good like a medicine."
(Prov. 17:22)

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

A Sure Cure

Three Pastors were having lunch together in a local diner. One said, "You know, since spring started. I've been having trouble with bats in my loft and attic at church. I've tried everything - noise, spray, cats... nothing seems to scare them away.

Another said, "Yea, me too. I've got hundreds living in my belfry and in the narthex attic. I've even had the place fumigated, and they won't go away."

The third said, "I baptized all mine, and made them members of the church... Haven't seen one back since!!!"

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