The postal clerk examined the heavy package and inquired if it contained anything breakable.
"Nothing," the lady told him, "except the Ten Commandments."
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Quips and Quotes
"Keep your words sweet--you may have to eat them."
"To do nothing is tiresome because you cannot stop and take a rest."
"The cure for crime is not the electric chair, but the high chair."
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